Rolling coal, a brainless new fad among what are predominantly conservative diesel enthusiasts, is quickly gaining national notoriety as being both reckless and stupid. Members of groups like Cape Cod Coal Rollers, and Diesels of New England, illegally modify their pickup trucks to bypass pollution controls, thereby allowing them to expel a quick burst of unburned fuel in the form of thick black billowy smoke, often directed at unsuspecting drivers (specifically those in hybrid vehicles). Legislators have been quick to act on the growing trend, passing new inspection standards meant to target those engaging in this environmentally unsound ploy for attention. Though, others have taken matters into their own hands:
It's that time of year again and the Juggalos are back in town. For days the internet has been flooded with snapshots consisting of every conceivable act of debauchery known to civilized man. These face painted freaks and weirdos come out in droves to sample the sweet nectar of horrorcore music and bitches on tap. One notable figure amongst the sea of skullfaced degenerates is celebrated strip club owner Michael Busey, nephew of actor turned professional madman, Gary Busey. Apparently, Buseys are considered holy figures among the Juggalos and are worshiped as such. Former Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin has once again managed to grab headlines by starting up her very own online television channel called "PalinTV." The premier program on the network will of course be a reality series centered around Palin and her plastic whitebread family. In the series, Palin is said to have hunted and killed her own dinner, as seen in the promo below:
Some have suggested that Palin has set the bar rather low in terms of programming taste. In fact, it seems that anyone willing to throw stones at gays or denounce liberals as godless baby killing commies can find a platform on PalinTV. Making for a rather predictable television lineup.
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