A Dallas woman by the name of Darlena Cunha was recently chastised in the nation's news media for picking up her food stamps in a 2003 Mercedes Kompressor, the high-class automobile with a ridiculous sounding name. After much uproar, local officials are calling for Cunha to trade in the Mercedes for something a little more appropriate. She will receive this dilapidated 1974 Pinto, as seen below:
Bing.com is now prepping it's software to comply with Europe's new "right to be forgotten" law. Unfortunately most people have already forgotten about Bing.
New York City beachgoers were furious when they witnessed what's being called a pro-swastika banner flying over the sands of their beloved east-coast shores. The contempt quickly escalated when other symbols synonymous with fascist tendencies came rippling across the sky.
Also in entertainment, actor Charlie Sheen, best known for his role as that crazy drugged out weirdo on television, has haplessly wandered back into the spotlight yet again. This time it's over a late night run to a local Taco Bell in what was said to have been an incredibly inebriated state. Sheen was fervently demanding "Doritos Locos," whilst shoving dozens of packets of Taco Bell's patented Extreme Hot Sauce into his pants pockets. Attendees of the fast food establishment were reportedly "cool" with Sheen's drunken behavior, but things took a turn for the worse when Sheen tried to order a, quote, "large cocaine."
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