A young Oklahoma girl has brought on worldwide condemnation for what many are calling an inappropriate "selfie" in which 20-year-old Beanna Mitchell can be seen smiling like a horny elf in front of the notorious Auschwitz concentration camp in Germany. The photo had apparently gone "viral" about a month after it was posted by Mitchell, eventually stoking international outrage and ultimately prompting young Mitchell to respond to her critics by saying, "I'm famous yall!" (I'm not kidding that's exactly what she said). But fame has quickly soured for Ms. Mitchell who began openly complaining about all the attention, which quickly turned hostile when the rest of her vacation photos became public:
Today an Indiana woman was charged with criminal recklessness after mowing down a motorcyclist under what appear to be especially bizarre circumstances. 25-year-old Prionda Hill claimed that the voice of God told her to release the wheel of her 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix allowing it to plow directly into one Anthony Oliveri, who sustained minor injuries.
In a similar story, nationally reviled dingbat Sarah Palin has announced that God himself had instructed her to call for President Obama's immediate impeachment, abruptly slamming what's left of her reputation into reality.
A new poll found that 83% of Americans would prefer being hit by a car over listening to anymore of Palin's incessant chickenhawking.
In a similar story, nationally reviled dingbat Sarah Palin has announced that God himself had instructed her to call for President Obama's immediate impeachment, abruptly slamming what's left of her reputation into reality.
Singer Lana Del Rey has struck quite a chord with a new single from her forthcoming album entitled "Ultraviolence." The song "Fucked My Way to the Top," according to Del Rey, chronicles her failed attempts to use sex as an easy conveyance to instant success in the music business. While many of these exploits entail hot rendezvous with young industry execs, others were just plain hard work:
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According to documents recently filed in divorce court, lone gunman George Zimmerman is flat-broke and hopelessly unemployed. The negative stigma that attached itself to Zimmerman following his murder trial has apparently been too much for his livelihood and, despite receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars from supporters across the country and successfully selling his ridiculous paintings on ebay, the former neighborhood watch captain just can't seem to bring home the bacon. While interviewing at a local employment agency, Zimmerman noted his most satisfying work was shooting at unarmed black people, after which he was immediately referred to join a Central Florida Police Department. Zimmerman reportedly fit right in.
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